Best menu ever:
No meal is really complete without a juicy bird. Whether you're a fan of a firm thigh or you prefer a succulent breast a tender chick is always a more-than-welcome lip-smacking culinary delight....you've realised we're not talking about poultry here right? Ok, good.
Whilst you're munching away on your delicious 4-course feast a lucious Lithuanian bird will saunter out and get rid of those unnecessary clothes and show you just how bendy those long legs of hers are. As the food drops from your mouth and back onto your plate like an OAP after a bottle of Nytol, the sultry sexpot will grind relentlessly at your table, gyrating what God so kindly gave her for your viewing pleasure. Seriously tasty stuff.
Oh, and you'll be supplied with unlimited free beer throughout so you're sufficiently twatted come dessert.
You want more?
When you're done, we'll bundle you and your group of reprobates into a stretched limo where you can recline in the lap of luxury until we boot you out your VIP ride and straight into a mountain of heaving cleavage, long legs and peachy posteriors all crammed into one of Vilnius's finest lap dancing clubs.
Includes:
- 4-course feast
- Strip show and topless service
- Unlimited beer for 2 hours
- Limo transfer
- Strip club entry
-English speaking guide