| I'm Organising a Stag Do!
Where the hell do I start?
So there were laughs, lagers and high fives all round when your
mate asked you to be best man - after all the best man is often
the first choice of the cute, single bridesmaids - but now you've
got that ol'time sinking feeling because there are at least a dozen
guys waiting for you to put on the show of a lifetime by way of
the greatest stag do in living memory.
You're anxious. You've got the integrity of one of man's proudest
traditions at stake, so you'd better get it right on the night or
your cred will fall faster than Kerry Katona's pop career.
Don't panic a moment longer because help is at hand. We've gone
on more stag dos than Peter Andre's had comebacks, and we've had
a good laugh at all the worst disastrous mistakes and worked out
the best ways to avoid them.
So if you're interested in getting that little bit extra from your
stag do pull up a chair, take notes and get ready to collect truck
loads of praise.
Take a deep breath and start at the
top
Before you get carried away with racing karts, paintball ambushes
and lovely ladies getting jiggy with bottles of beer, you've got
to get a whole lot of logistics, numbers and money together while
working to a deadline. |
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| 1. Book early. |
| 2. Don’t wait for stragglers to confirm. |
| 3. Get the key crew members to agree on a budget. |
| 4. Get them to show you the money, the earlier
the better. |
| 5. A kitty is a wonderful thing. |
| 6. Beware of crap activities. There are loads
of grim suppliers just waiting to rip you off. |
| 7. Using an agent will take the stress out of
organisation. |
| 8. It will also eliminate the gamble of trying
to find the best activities in any location. |
| 9. Some members of the public love stags. Some
don’t. Behave accordingly. |
| 10. This stag do is your right as a red blooded
male, you have a grand tradition to up hold. Don’t waste
it! |
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So first, the earlier you book the better
your choices. Simple.
- Get the date of the wedding, burn it on your skull and remember it
no matter what. We reckon that between 3 and 4 months is enough time
to sort out a great stag do. If you've already left it later than this:
do not jump of a cliff - we've been known to pull off miracles - give
us a call, you never know.
- There are a limited number of hotels in each city centre that accept
stags and we've got allocations and great deals with all the best ones.
So another advantage of booking early is securing accommodation in the
city centre and being within spitting distance of the night life rather
than out in the middle of nowhere forking out all your money on cabs,
or donkeys as the case may be.
- Send out emails to your potential stag crew and put strict deadlines
for responses. Then book with your definite numbers. It's about a billion
times easier to add a few to your crew than wait and book a big group
at late notice.
It's all very well to book early, but how
do I book if I've no idea where I'm going?
- Good point. This is why the smart people use agents. They've been
there, done that and bought the t-shirt at so many locations and activities
that they're pretty much walking stag do' encyclopaedias. Want to know
where to do the most extreme quad biking, how lap dancers compare between
Bratislava and Bristol, or the best way to maximise your hard earned
cash? Chillisauce will tell you.
- We've also got mountains of feedback from people just like you so
we know which activity combinations make the most legendary stag dos.
In many ways an agent takes the gamble out of your choice, we've been
there so we'll give you the low down.
- Now the best thing to remember is the whole point of a stag do is
for the groom's best mates to gather round him before the most important
day of his life. The point isn't to pressure those mates into a 3 day
no expenses spared extravaganza.
- So get key people closest friends, the stag himself and the guy who
is deemed the most fun to decide how much money you're likely to have
and how to make it stretch into the most fun possible. This will determine
which locations will give you the best value for money.
So you've sorted dates and locations? Now
get them to show you the money!
- Now this is probably the worst part of the job but also the most
important. Again give strict - and even punishable deadlines. The words
pay up or die' written in HP sauce is also an effective way of rallying
the funds.
- Some of the more organised stag crews even set up a kitty for when
they're out on the weekend. We like the sound of that. You'll like the
sound if it too as it means that you'll never get stuck with a hundred
pound round no matter how trollied you get!
If you're heading overseas for your stag do, don't forget to take photocopies
of your passport with you and even leave a photocopy in the U.K. After
all losing your passport is not like losing your keys. Go prepared.
You're a bunch of guys on a stag do, remember
plenty of people and places love you but plenty hate you too
- We know it's difficult to believe but it's true. Some people just
don't dig stag groups. So take our advice and spend your cash in places
that welcome the stag do' vibe.
- It's always a bad move to rock up to a club without VIP or guest
list entry or at the very least pre-paid entry. A group of a dozen guys
on a stag do without a booking is the best way to invite serious bouncer
attitude. Chillisauce has great relationships with the hottest, most
stag friendly clubs. Why take chances?
- Always, always, always find out the dress code before heading out.
If donning a collared shirt is all it takes to drink and dance the night
away with your mates, then for the love of god just wear the friggin'
shirt.
Choose your Activities like your friends:
- Unfortunately not all activity centres were born equal. There are
some places that offer high octane activities with wicked facilities
in great locations. There are others that simply exist to rip off people
just like you. We know, we've been on some grim activities that make
watching Celebrity Big Brother' seem like a wild Saturday night. Chillisauce
don't waste time sending people on rubbish activities we source the
cream of the crop in every city and send you there.
And finally..Choose your agent like you'd
choose your future wife
- Cheesy but true. When choosing the agent who will handle your stag
do, you will want people who really care that you'll have the best possible
stag do. You'll want to deal with people who'll listen to your needs
and make valuable suggestions based on a wealth of experience. But most
importantly you'll want an agent who's a member of a relevant associated
body so you and your hard earned funds are 100% protected.
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