Friday:
Once you're all settled in your rooms, it'll be time to get dressed up and hit the town.
VIP Nightclub Entry:
A good nightclub can make or break a stag weekend. Get it right and you'll go down in legend, get it wrong and you'll never live it down. Luckily for you we've sampled all of Carlisle's nightclubs and we know where's hot and where's not.
You may think that getting a large group of half-cut blokes into a popular nightclub could be problematic, but your names will be on the guestlist meaning you'll cruise past the masses and straight in through the front doors. With DJs spinning top party tunes until 3am you can drink enough to fill Lake Windermere and dance until your feet bleed.
Included:
Guestlist entry
Bottle of champagne
Dress Code:
Dress to impress. The classic jeans, shirt and shoes combo will be ideal. If you bought your outfit at Soccer World don't expect to get let in. The bouncers reserve the right to refuse entry so be on your best behaviour.
Saturday:
You may feel a little rough if you've overindulged at the nightclub, but there's nothing that a hot shower and a decent breakfast can't fix, and you've got a cracking day ahead so be up bright and early.
Hotshot Shooting:
Going shooting on a stag weekend is actually a tradition which dates back to the Middle Ages. Then it was customary for a man to shoot a stag and present it to his father-in-law-to-be in exchange for his daughter. However, times change and you won't be killing any animals, but you will get to try your hand at clay pigeon shooting, rifle shooting, archery and cross bow shooting. Bang bang.
Your group will head to the Lake District's most famous shooting estate where you'll be given an introduction to all of the weapons by an experienced instructor. You'll have a go at each of the activities in turn, so if you fancy yourself as a sniper or the next Robin Hood you'll get plenty of opportunity to test your mettle over the 4 events, firing at a variety of challenging targets.
There's nothing like a bit of banter to spice up proceedings so make sure you give your mates plenty of abuse if they're rubbish! The best marksman takes home an engraved trophy, so expect competition to be fierce. Worst shot should get a huge round of beers in to apologise for being an embarrassment to the rest of the group.
Included:
- Instructor
- Engraved trophy for the winner
VIP Nightclub Entry:
On your last night you want to go big, and there's no better place than Carlisle's hottest superclub. This place is packed to the rafters every weekend with the luscious Lake District ladies and you'll get VIP entry and champagne courtesy of the management.
The club has virtually everything you could possibly want including a New York-style disco, a sports bar with seventeen pool and snooker tables, a cabaret club and a lap dancing area where you can get a private dance from a Cumbrian cracker for only £10. You'll have plenty of time to try out your atrocious chat up lines as the club stays opens until 4am.
Included:
- VIP entry
- Complimentary champagne
Dress code:
Smart casual. If you turn up dressed like a Lonsdale-tracksuited social reject from The Jeremy Kyle Show, don't expect to get in. The bouncers do reserve the right to refuse entry, so at least try to act sober when you turn up at the door.
Sunday:
Unfortunately the party's over and it's time to return to your 9-5 job and girlfriend/wife, but we'll send you off with a good meal inside you.