No meal is really complete without a juicy bird. Whether you're a fan of a firm thigh or you prefer a succulent breast a tender chick is always a more-than-welcome lip-smacking culinary delight....you've realised we're not talking about poultry here right? Ok, good.

While you sample delicacies of one kind, a delicacy of a completely different kind will dance for you, dropping unnecessary clothes as she goes. You'll struggle to keep the food in your mouth as the sultry seductress bumps and grinds alongside. When its time for dessert, it'll be tough to decide whether the true treat is on the table or shaking what her mama gave her in front of you.

Trust us, your friends are going to be thanking you for a loooong time to come for this one.