Overview
Contrary to the views of the missus, lap dancing establishments are not all dripping with neon and sleaze.
For Your Eyes Only, Southampton puts forward quite a case for sophistocated debauchery.

The Club
Lavishly decorated and oozing style, this club is one of the hottest spots you will find on the South Coast. With fully stocked bars, VIP suites and enough inhibitionless beauties to drive you sideways, this is as good as it gets with your clothes on (and theirs, off).

Opening Times
9:00pm - 5:00am

Entry Times
Please arrive by 11pm to secure entry.

Dress Code
Smart casual.

Note
Pole dancing lessons available. Contact venue for details.
Topless and fully nude dancing.

Overview
Land ahoy! The wedding lies on the horizon but there is still time to pull into port in the heart of Southampton and drop anchor at Urban Tiger Gentleman's Club.

The Club 
The venue boasts 10 dance booths, 6 VIP private lounges, a large Stag Lounge and a non-stop steam fest on the central stage from enough gyrating beauties to sink a ship. Priding themselves on quality, Urban Tiger promise guests the most professional and presentable female talent this side of tasteful at a price that won't make you cringe.

Opening times
9:00pm - 4:30am (Friday - Saturday)

Entry times
Please arrive before 11pm to secure your entry.

Dress code
Dress to impress.

Note
If you arrive after the stated entry time you may be required to pay an entry fee.

Overview
The seaside is about a lot more than sandcastles and 99p Flakes. Let loose in Bournemouth at one of the UK's most prolific lap dancing establishments.

The Club 
Refurbished in 2004, For Your Eyes Only has a maximum capacity of 220 with two luxury VIP suites. A far cry from the pasty Brits on the seafront, the girls inside are the cream of the crop, the guys at FYEO having scowered the south for the hottest lap dancing talent around. With a full bar and numerous private boothes, this is the ultimate South Coast party.

Opening Hours
9:00pm - 6:00am (Friday)
8:00pm - 6:00am (Saturday)

Dress Code
Smart Casual. Dress to impress.

Notes
Topless and fully nude dances avaliable.
Pole dancing lessons avaliable. Please contact venue for details.

Overview
Even the most exciting, active stag weekends still don't hold a candle to a no-nonsense strip club flowing with alcohol and teeming with eye-grabbing female nudity.

The Club
At Bournemouth's Wiggle Bar, it's not only the girls that are easy on the eye. To describe the surroundings as opulent would be a severe understatement. This swanky club has everything you could ask for in a lap dancing venue - very plush fittings, a large, stocked bar and comfortable seating close to the stage. The beautiful naked girls dancing for your pleasure are the icing on the cake.

Opening Times
8:00pm - 2:00am

Entry Times
Please arrive before 10pm to avoid dissapointment.

Dress Code
Smart casual. Dress to impress.

Notes
VIP booths and stag packages available. Please contace venue for details.

Overview
The name 'Spearmint Rhino' is synonymous with glamour, sophistocation and oh-so-sexy lap dancing. There is no better way to wave goodbye to bachelorhood than at one of the world's most prestigious Gentleman's clubs.

The Club
Located in a relaxing, quiet part of the city, this Bournemouth club is as much a chilled out, stylish bar as it is a permiere, tip-top strip joint. With two stocked bars, a round-the-clock show on the central stage to keep you distracted, and private booths for some more intimate action, this is nothing less than a temple dedicated to the worship of the female form. Let us pray.

Opening Times
8:00pm - 6:00am

Dress Code
Smart casual. No sportswear or hats.

Notes
Plenty of promotions avaliable. Contact the venue for details.

Girls, girls, girls:
Describing the perfect girl is easy: super hot, excessively liberal and clothing shy. Cram a load of these immaculate specimens into the right surroundings and you're onto a winner. Luckily for you, this club has pulled out all the stops to serve up a slice of perfect girl heaven, leaving you to sit back and lap up the show.
Enjoy as the heat gets cranked to the max in this club plastered with wall-to-wall pertness and perfect 10's all crammed into a visually stunning haven of gyrating nudity.

Modestly priced drinks and hot chicks with no concept of modesty meld together in this boiling pot of drunken debauchery. Result? Drooling, over-excitement and a night burnt into your retinas for a ling time to come.

Opening/Closing times:
- 9pm-2am

Overview
Set sail for Portsmouth and drop anchor at Elegance for an evening of jaw dropping beauty and more busty beauties than you can shake you sails at. Hard to starboard!

The Club
The clue is in the name with this one folks. With their plush baby leather and beech wood decor, this is as elegant a venue as you could wish for in which to peruse the lustrous South Coast beauties on offer. With a maximum capacity of 120 and up to 20 of the finest dancers each evening, this is as much sexy fun as you can have whilst remaining on the favored side of the law!

Opening Times
9:00pm - 4:00am

Dress Code
Dress to impress guys!

Notes
There are plenty of drinks promotions offered. Contact the venue for more details.

Girls, girls, girls:
This gem of a lap dancing establishment, based in Portsmouth's city centre, is plastered wall-to-wall with women whose purpose in life is purely to be ridiculously hot, busty and bendy. The decor is cool, classy and filled with comfy seating all with a good view of the attention-grabbing stage area.

As you walk through the door you'll be greeted with a sea of heaving cleavage, long legs and peachy posteriors sprawled across the sofas, sliding up and down poles and calling you to them through their awe-inspiring pertness alone.

Very happy days indeed.

Private Dances:
- Topless - £10 per song
- Fully nude - £20 per song