Ahha me hearties - there's nothing quite like life, or a day, on the ocean waves participating in part of our maritime heritage. Sample the deck life and imagine rubbing shoulders with the denizens of Monaco as you learn the art of yacht sailing.

With a practical sailing demonstration from a professional on a fantastic sail yatch, you'll soon understand all sorts of ridiculous sayings that have wormed their way into our consciousness and in no time be admiring the 'cut of your first mates gib' and claiming everything is 'ship shape in Bristol fashion'.

After a rosy-cheeked lunch amongst the landlubbers, take to the seas as skipper yourself and find your sea legs under the watchful professional owner, as you attempt to avoid running aground and wrecking the poor man's pride and joy. Why not take your new skills into town afterwards and try for a spot of 'aye aye Captain' or see if you can catch somebody 'amidships'...