Overview:
You've really got to feel sorry for a stag. All his mates have the perfect excuse to knock off for a weekend bender to Riga with no strings attached. The stag's weekend, on the other hand, has more strings attached than Punch and Judy's family tree. He's soon to be destined to a life of unequivocal boredom - carpet shopping, baby burping, embroidered doilies, in-laws and more stomach turning unmentionables than you could shake a well-timed jilting at.
With this in mind, it's only fair that you sort out a surprise that'll make this a weekend to remember for the poor sod. What better way to do this than to scare the living crap out of him with a drug-trafficking related arrest and the prospect of a lifetime supply of beatings and buggery in an Eastern European hell hole. Exactly.
Format:
After being lured to his room on a false pretence, the stag will be confronted by several uniformed officers surrounding his briefcase containing a kilo of pure, grade-A, Colombian baking powder. Once they've cuffed him up, he'll endure a horrific 5-10 minute blindfolded journey (with calming Russian rock music blaring in the car) to a maximum security police dungeon where he'll be sat on a chair and handcuffed to a post.
Having most likely soiled himself and long abandoned any delusions of maintaining his dignity, it only seems right the tearful stag gets a nice surprise at the end of his ordeal. There are only two things on the face of the earth that could possibly turn that experience into anything close to resembling a positive and those are, of course, frosty beers and naked chicks. The stag will find himself surrounded by nubile, clothing-shy hotties offering him some much needed alcoholic refreshments and will have no choice but to sit tight until his 'mates' to turn up with the key and let him loose.
Notes:
- This will require cooperation from the best man to help to set up groom's suitcase, ensure lad control during the arrest and keep hold of the key until it is all over.
- Not suitable for those with a nervous disposition, heart conditions or wimpish tendencies.