Grub time:
If you don't line your stomach before you hit the clubs then you're liable to end up in the gutter dry humping the back wheel of a Fiat Punto whilst your friends are boozing the night away in a mountain of heaving cleavage. Get your belly ready for the liver-pickling ahead with this tasty two course dinner. Grab your knife and fork, undo your belt, roll up your sleeves and get stuck into this mouth-watering munch.
Starters:
Plenty of choice including: soup, southern fried chicken, goat's cheese
Mains:
Plenty of choice including: Aberdeen angus burger, salmon steak, chicken kievs
Start time:
7 pm/ 8 pm recommended
Party time:
Now that you've lined your stomach, ...
... the annihilation can begin. With a great drinks menu, pumping tunes and wall-to-wall, scantily clad, inebriated totty just waiting for the advances of a group of obliterated reprobates, this club is the perfect choice.
This is a great environment to get really damn silly, leave your inhibitions at the bottom of a pitcher and pull out those dance moves that'll drive the girls absolutely nutty. We're not going to lie to you, it's gonna get messy.
Notes:
Club entry needs to be before 11 pm