A really clever philosophical Greek guy once said: "a day without laughter is a day wasted" and we couldn't agree more with this ancient dead dude. Nothing will lift your spirits more than a night out listening to rude, crude, delightfully distasteful jokes at a side-splitting comedy club where no risque stone is left unturned. With some seriously tasty munch on offer and a plenty of opportunity to swallow a few pitchers amongst all the mirth, this is a great way to set you up for a raucous, enjoyable night out.

If your mate fancies himself as a bit of a joker and a few pints has made him retarded enough to heckle, sit him at the front and watch the comedians crush him until he shrinks into his chair like a fat midget on a bean bag.

Laughing until beer shoots from your nostrils, you can't go wrong with a good old comedy show. Just remember: Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're a god damn pansy.