Overview:
Do we really have to sell this one to you? If your stag doesn't like the idea of mud wrestling with naked women then I'd question why he's getting married in the first place because he's probably batting left handed for the pinks.
Make him cancel the wedding, tell his fiancée; whatever you do, don't keep quiet. How guilty will you feel in 15 years when your mate's children are taken into care because Mum's had a breakdown after Dad's caught cottaging on Clapham Common?
The Format:
Two female wrestlers fight three rounds in the mud to get the crowd going, then it's your turn to get down and dirty.
The stag, or more of you if you want, will be challenged to a match and that's your cue to try out those moves you perfected when you were a kid watching WWF.
My advice: Russian legsweep your opponent and stick her in a Boston crab. Face in the mud, the poor girl will be begging for mercy. The usual rules apply: no punching, no gouging, no fingering.
What you'll need:
- Shorts/all-in-one Lycra bodysuit and mask to wrestle in.
- Clothes to change into afterwards.
What's included:
- 2 female wrestlers
- Towel and showers
- Female guide
- Bottle of Champagne
Notes:
- More wrestlers can be added on request
- The women will wrestle either topless or fully naked. It's entirely your call.