Das ist gut!:
If all hot women dressed in thigh-high boots, lacey suspenders, tiny thongs, fishnet dresses and, at the click of a finger, grabbed their toes and winked at you from between their legs, the world would be a much happier place. As it stands this doesn't tend to happen all that often and, here at Chillisauce, that brings a tear to our eyes. Luckily we've scouted Berlin for the best clubs where this rare breed of super-woman can roam free, gyrate and get butt-naked just as nature intended and, fortunately for you, we're in a sharing mood.
Berlin is home to plenty of rip-off-joints with questionably saggy Frauleins, menacing bouncers and over-priced drinks. This tour will make sure you avoid all that and introduce you to a trio of Germany's finest lap dancing venues.
Your guide will open your eyes to a world of heaving cleavage, long legs and peachy posteriors sprawled across sofas, sliding up and down poles and calling you to them through their awe-inspiring pertness alone.
Very happy days indeed.
Included:
Entrance to 3 clubs chosen for their safety, service and of course quality!
Local guide
Times:
First club opens at 10pm