All in:
As you peel the edges of your hole cards from the felt your eyes flicker between a suited K-Q and the shifty-looking stag.
You throw in a hefty raise. The stag lays down his cigar, switches his attention from a bowl of nachos, flat calls and leads out on a J, J, 10 rainbow flop. The sweat starts to trickle from your temple - you've got an open-ended straight draw, backdoor flush outs, two overcards and blinds are high - it's all-in or muck. The action's going to get serious from here and the turn and river could make or break you...it's poker time! ***

Duration/Location/Start Time:
- 3 hours in a private bar room. 
- Start time: 8pm

Included:
- Your own personal dealer
- 1 pint of beer
- Cards and chips
- Nachos and wedges

What's at stake?
As a group you can decide how much you each put in depending on how much you all have to spend/how competitive the group members are.

Optional Stripper:
For an extra cost, we can arrange an outrageously liberal sexpot to saunter in and treat you to a gob-smacking strip show once your game has finished. Just ask!

Face-saving notes:
*** If you don't understand a word of this, we strongly suggest you brush up on your poker knowledge before parting with your crispy notes!