It's set in stone that when you're looking for stag do ideas, you'll need to be considering that no stag party can truly be a party without some bare flesh. And no, we don't mean your best man Terry getting naked at the karting track. We're talking bare flesh of the exquisitely soft, smooth and fragrant kind.

Lap dancing is to a stag weekend, what butter is to toast. Without it, everyone's just left a bit dissatisfied. There's a variety of options open for a budding stag party who're looking to feast their eyes upon some aesthetically-pleasing females. How you do it is up to you - choose a nightclub heaving with totty, recline with a glass of Champagne in a lap dancing club or limousine, surveying the gorgeousness in front of you, enjoy a meal while watching a strip show, or even sink a few beers while watching two gorgeous girls mud wrestle for your group!

We've tried and tested all of this fine land and Europe's best adult establishments (We know, it's a tiresome job, but someone's got to do it!) to ensure that on your stag night, you're surrounded by Candy. And Pippa, and Chantelle, and Ruby, and Honey.