Aaah Milton Keynes. The jewel in the Queen's crown, oasis of the south east. Architecture to outshine the magnificence of Florence and the majesty of Ancient Rome. Local girls that put Brazilian beach beauties in the shade, local boys to match the Olympians of Ancient Greece. Rumour has it that when the Pope looked on Milton Keynes' fair land, he proclaimed that we had at last returned to Eden.

Compared to the wonders contained within the ivory walls of Milton Keynes, we can offer little, but travel outside and we'll try to turn your head away from the promised land with activities such as stock car racing, off road motorport, karting and paintball. Cheap baubles, i know...