Who has va-va-voom? Is it the rabbit?
Let's face it, nobody gives a bollix who has va va voom as long as the three-legged no-hoper you backed manages to sneak in and win you back all your beer money.
Tip: Always bet on the dog that cocks his leg on the parade(he'll be lighter).
Tip 2: They tend to sell jellied eels at the dogs, always a good forfeit for the fortunate groom-to-be.