Stating the obvious:
It's a well known fact that when strippers are left to their own devices and are not restricted by 'club rules' they love nothing more than ripping each other's clothes off with their teeth, wrapping their legs behind their heads, grinding wildly and getting ridiculously freaky. It's not open to debate. It's a fact.
You want proof? Look no further:
Here at Chillisauce we've got some unbelievably hot senoritas who are more than happy to show you just how steamy their extracurricular activities can get.
You'd have to be gay, blind or a eunuch to leave this show disappointed. Butt naked, bendy and beautiful, these girls are the stuff of dreams.
The memories:
Skip ahead to old age and you're rocking backwards and forwards, dribbling on yourself and twirling the hair from your oversized ears between your fingers. You can't remember your name, what you had for breakfast or where you live, but you can be damn sure that the sight of the two bronzed beauties you saw get up close and personal all those years ago is as clear as the lumpy red nose on your face.
Conclusion:
Miss at your own peril.