Skegness, 'Skeggy'. Let's face it - you know what you're getting. Fish 'n' chips, bingo, cabaret, old people singing chirpy songs about the Blitz, amusment arcades and somewhat shabby illuminations.
After an evening in Skegness, you should have got a bit of karaoke practice in. So how about trying the real thing and putting your 'sound' down in a proper professional recording studio? Should enliven the wedding to come when 'DJ Dave' whacks it on after the speeches, don't you think?