Owwww!:
You've just about managed to peel your face from the pillow and you don't feel good. It feels like a spiteful midget is using your eyeballs as bongos, your mouth tastes of fermented sewage and every muscle in your body has been beaten into agonising submission by the beer monster.
Hold back the tears and rethread your shoelaces, we've got a solution.
Ahhhh!:
We've found a tranquil place where beautiful, native Thai women will pleasure you with a traditional Thai massage. This ancient system of healing has its roots in Yoga, Ayurvedic medicine and Buddhist spiritual practices; yep, it sounds like a lot of hippy hokum pokum to us too, ...
... but damn does it feel good.
As the tension is kneaded from your muscles and your hangover evaporates into the ether you'll swear that the young ladies hands are laced with pure magic (although probably just Johnson's baby oil).
Duration:
1 hour
Notes:
Guide will pick you up from their hotel and take you to the venue by foot or by public transport.