Overview:
Men have tried their best to get women out of their clothes ever since that damn snake put into play a sequence of events that made Eve realise she had her jugs out. The more beer in the bloodstream, the more resolute this mission becomes. Unfortunately, and this is where the catch lies, once you've sunk enough booze to floor an army, persuading women to get butt naked and personal becomes all the more difficult.
In this luxurious lap dancing venue it doesn't matter how badly your inebriated chat stinks, these girls need little persuading to jangle their heavenly funbags in your grin-plastered face.
Sit back, drink away and enjoy the show. ChilliSauce - 1 Snake - 0.
Whilst your party laps up the sexy show spare a thought for the Stag as the realisation dawns on him that he's been hoodwinked into believing cellulite is universal.