Mmmm:
No meal is really complete without a juicy bird. Whether you're a fan of a firm thigh or you prefer a succulent breast a tender chick is always a more-than-welcome lip-smacking culinary delight....you've realised we're not talking about poultry here right? Ok, good.

Whilst you're munching away on your delicious feast a naughty Czech bird will saunter out and get rid of those unnecessary clothes and show you just how bendy those long legs of hers are. As the food drops from your mouth and back onto your plate like an OAP after a bottle of Nytol, the sultry sexpot will grind relentlessly at your table, gyrating what God so kindly gave her for your viewing pleasure. Seriously tasty stuff.

Included:
- 2 hour table reservation
- Traditional 2 course dinner, with soup starter.
- 2 beers each
- Strip show
- Guide

Notes:
- Minimum group size 8 people (smaller groups can pay the difference).
- Please note, menu may be subject to change.

Overview:
Men have tried their best to get women out of their clothes ever since that damn snake put into play a sequence of events that made Eve realise she had her tits out. The more bladdered a man gets, the stronger the urge for female flesh becomes. Unfortunately, and this is where the catch lies, once you've sunk enough booze to floor an army, persuading women to get butt naked and freaky becomes all the more difficult. Not in Brno.

Surrounded by some of the fittest women in Eastern Europe - the hottie hub of the world -  we wouldn't want you to leave empty handed. With VIP entry to one of Brno's top lap dance clubs, there's little persuading needed, so you'll be far from disappointed. The vast array of jaw-dropping beauties obligingly squeezing your grinning face between their ample knockers and grinding your leg as if it were gold plated should lay the groundwork for a pant-tightening night to remember.

Whilst your party laps up the sexy show spare a thought for the stag as the realisation dawns on him that he's been hoodwinked into believing cellulite is universal.

Dress Code:
There's no official dress code but if you turn up in a football shirt and shorts the bouncers will probably look for any excuse to chuck you out and the strippers will look at you with complete disdain as they jangle their funbags in your face.

Notes:
The management reserve the right to refuse entry so try behave as you enter.  

Overview:
We think it would be an unforgivable tragedy if you and your stag group missed out on sampling some of Eastern Europe's finest produce. This includes their fine wines, succulent dumplings, world famous beer and jail-like Soviet-era architecture. Oh and pretty much every woman is gobsmackingly heart-wrenchingly spine-tinglingly hot. We know. We've gone there, done that and got the bum bag. There's no two ways around it, as soon as you arrive in the centre of town and order your first 90p pint, you'll see that Eastern European females really took all the good genes and left everyone else to fight over the dregs on Big Brother. We think that's why Eastern Europeans don't ever make it past the second round of any major football tournaments.... When you've been busy with these ladies everything else seems to just fade into the distance.... 

The Show:
Every stag party needs a stripper or two to give the festivities their due sense of occasion. There aren't many other instances where an anonymous naked woman gyrating in front of your crotch while fondling her generous breasts is acceptable let alone called for, so take up this opportunity of a lifetime and pull up a chair at the hottest show you're bound to see. Ever.

Format:
The lady - or ladies if you choose to book more - will perform in a restaurant and will remove their clothes and perform for around two songs. The stag will also get special treatment so someone better have a camera ready!

Stating the obvious:
It's a well known fact that when strippers are left to their own devices and are not restricted by 'club rules' they love nothing more than ripping each others clothes off with their teeth, wrapping their legs behind their heads, grinding wildly and getting ridiculously freaky.

It's not open to debate. It's a fact.

You want proof? Look no further:
Here at Chillisauce we've got some unbelievably hot senoritas who are more than happy to show you just how steamy their extra-curricular activities can get. You'd have to be gay, blind or a eunuch to leave this show disappointed. Butt naked, bendy and beautiful, these girls are the stuff of dreams.

The memories:
Skip ahead to old age and you're rocking backwards and forwards, dribbling on yourself and twirling the hair from your over-sized ears between your fingers. You can't remember your name, what you had for breakfast or where you live but you can be damn sure that the sight of the two bronzed beauties you saw get up close and personal all those years ago is as clear as the lumpy red nose on your face.

Just tell me where!
They'll perform pretty much anywhere but we'd suggest the girls as a digestif after your evening meal. Kinda like a couple of cognacs - smooth, tasty and go down a treat.

Conclusion:
Miss at your own peril.