Haha!
A really clever philosophical Greek guy once said: "a day without laughter is a day wasted" and we couldn't agree more with this ancient dead dude. Nothing will lift your spirits more than a night out listening to rude, crude, delightfully distasteful jokes at a side-splitting comedy club where no risque stone is left unturned. With some seriously tasty munch on offer and a plenty of opportunity to swallow a few pitchers amongst all the mirth, this is a great way to set you up for a raucous, enjoyable night out.

Laughing until beer shoots from your nostrils, you can't go wrong with a good old comedy show. Just remember: Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're a god damn pansy.

Times:
- The bar opens at 7pm with the last entry at 8pm.
- Show runs from 8pm - 10pm
- Club night afterwards until 2am

Note:
For an additional cost we can arrange either some platters for your group or a meal

Overview
The eating is just as important as the dancing on your hen weekend and we’ve found an uber -cool bar and restaurant in city centre to send you to. The interior is kitsch, modern and stylish, and best of all they have fantastic food – the kind of place you go to really enjoy the meal and ambience.

Start your night off in style with a delicious 2 course meal.  Choose from the options below:

Starters
- SOUP OF THE DAY: classic and simple, with a focus on fresh ingredients. Served with croutons.
- BAKED CAMEMBERT with wild roquette and cranberry sauce
- HERB & SPICE CRUMBBED CHICKEN FILLETS: with Romaine & corn chip salad & ranch dressing.

Mains
- SAUSAGE AND MASH: award winning free range Cumberland sausages, on a bed of creamy mashed potato and finished with caramelised onion & red wine gravy.
- HAND BATTERED FISH & CHIPS: with mushy peas
- SPICY TOMATO PENNE PASTA: with ripped basil

Desserts
Those that have a sweet tooth can arrange desserts direct with the venue on the night and the cost will be added to the bill along with your drinks.

Notes:
- Must be seated to eat between 5pm-8pm
- Ask us about the upgrades available
- The menu is seasonal and subject to changes

Haha!
A really clever philosophical Greek guy once said: "a day without laughter is a day wasted" and we couldn't agree more with this ancient dead dude. Nothing will lift your spirits more than a night out listening to rude, crude, delightfully distasteful jokes at a side-splitting comedy club where no risque stone is left unturned. With some seriously tasty munch on offer and a plenty of opportunity to swallow a few pitchers amongst all the mirth, this is a great way to set you up for a raucous, enjoyable night out.

Laughing until beer shoots from your nostrils, you can't go wrong with a good old comedy show. Just remember: Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're a god damn pansy.

Sample Menu:
Starters
Soup
Prawn & Avocado Salad
Breaded Camembert
Herb & Spice Chicken Fillets

Mains
Sirloin Steak*
Pasta Dish
Salmon Steak*
Sausage and Mash (London venue only)

*These dishes involve a supplement to be paid on the night. £5 for the Sirloin and £3 for the Salmon.

Times:
- The bar opens at 7pm with the last entry time at 7.45pm.
- Show runs from 8pm - 10pm
- Club night afterwards until 2am

Overview:
Located in the heart of the city centre, this bar, club & grill is the hottest joint in town to celebrate your hen do. Gear up for a night of drinking and dancing and discover why this establishment is the place to be seen. Chillisauce can also guarantee your group guest list entry, so there's no need to spend half your night lining up outside!

The Club:
This stylish venue is famous for their mix of classy cocktails, wine lists and informal grill menu and of course the great tunes that fill the air. The club features a number of separate bars spread over several floors.

The Music:
The club has a variety of areas that all play different types of music, from chart & cheese, dance & house, R&B, chilled soul and jazz.

The Grill:
Food is available at the in house restaurant which offers a taste of New York with a wide selection of steaks, salads and burgers. The kitchen is open from 5 pm until late. If you'd like food please ask for further details.

Hours:
Friday & Saturday: 12 pm - 2 am

Notes:
- Dress code is smart casual: no trainers, smart jeans.
- No full on fancy dress. Minimal items like tiaras are acceptable.
- Entry subject to general good manners and sobriety!
- You can book a booth for you and your group. Please ask for details.

Overview
The eating is just as important as the dancing on your hen weekend and we’ve found an uber -cool bar and restaurant in city centre to send you to. The interior is kitsch, modern and stylish, and best of all they have fantastic food – the kind of place you go to really enjoy the meal and ambience.

Start your night off in style with a delicious 2 course meal.  Choose from the options below:

Starters
- SOUP OF THE DAY: classic and simple, with a focus on fresh ingredients. Served with croutons.
- BAKED CAMEMBERT: with wild roquette and cranberry sauce
- CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD: cos lettuce, shaved Grano Padano, anchovies & Caesar dressing
- FINE SMOKED SALMON: with salsa verdi, horseradish creme fraiche & granary bread
- COARSE DUCK & GREEN PEPPERCORN PATE: with ciabatta & cranberries in red wine

Mains
- BLACKENED CAJUN SALMON SUPREME: with crushed new potatoes & fresh avocado salsa
- GREEN THAI CHICKEN CURRY: with steamed rice, naan bread, prawn crackers & sweet chillisauce
- ASPARAGUS, BROAD BEAN & BABY SPINACH RISOTTO: with Grana Padano shavings
- PRIME SIRLOIN STEAK: with chunky chips, mushrooms, tomato, onion rings & peppercorn sauce
(£5 supplement)
- GOURMET BURGER: handpressed British beef with mature cheddar & bacon. Served with chips & salsa
- CHICKEN FAJITAS: served with tortillas, guacamole, sour cream, chunky salsa & cheese.
(vegetarian option available)

Desserts
Those that have a sweet tooth please ask us for details on our three course option

Notes:
- The menu is seasonal and subject to changes

Overview:
When you're in an unfamiliar town the best way to get to know your surroundings is to hit the streets and tour the bars.

Rather than walking around and not being sure where to go, along with you friends expecting you to know the place like the back of your hand, follow our suggestions and create your own 'bar hop'.

With our party package you'll get entry to four of Portsmouth's naughtiest nightspots.

Included:
Entry to four of the towns party bars.

Venues:
Slug& Lettuce (Entry Before 10pm)
Bar 38 (Entry Before 11pm)
Bar Risa (Entry Before 11pm)
Tiger Tiger (Entry before 12am)

Note:
This is not a guided pub crawl where you have to play follow the leader all night. We'll supply you with a map and directions to where the night spots are and when you turn up, if there's a doorman present, you'll just need to state your name. Too easy. 

Overview:
Mention the words ‘greyhound racing' and, for many, it conjures up thoughts of old men in flat caps, jellied eels, dodgy burger vans and perhaps a bit of low level skulduggery on the side.

This may have been the case in the past, but ‘the dogs' have re-invented themselves with plush restaurants, corporate entertainment facilities, private boxes and clean, well run bars.

Plenty of characters are still to be found trackside however and nothing tastes sweeter than a few foaming pints of lager purchased courtesy of that hapless bookie you and the lads pole-axed when the black dog railed up strongly to snatch the last race.

The Package Includes:
- Admission
- Racecard
- £3.00 drinks vouchers
- £2 tote voucher
- £3.00 fast food voucher and a return admission offer

Notes:
Admission from 6 pm

Overview:
Hitting the greyhound track is always a top option for those hoping to fatten their wallet a bit before heading off to some assorted pubs and clubs for a drink or twenty. There's nothing like the thrill of a dog race to get your blood pumping, and the possible opportunity to earn a bit of cash while your mates lose theirs is always a lure for those who like to gloat!

This fantastic track features a great restaurant, private boxes and clean, well run bars. A night out at the dogs is sure to provide a quality evening's entertainment for you and the lads and hopefully it will earn you a few extra quid too!

The package includes: 
Sponsor A Race!
Add a personal twist to your night at the dogs by sponsoring a race for the stag. This includes:

- Your group naming the race - a perfect opportunity to take the piss out of the stag!
- Having the name of your race printed on the race cards.
- Your race name announced on the PA system.
- Presentation of the trophy to the winning dog and its owner/s.
- A photograph of the presentation.
- A bottle of celebratory champagne for the stag.

Notes:
Admission after 6 pm

All in:
As you peel the edges of your hole cards from the felt you find a suited K-Q on the button and elect to call a bet from the unpredictable and aggressive stag who opened up for a hefty raise under the gun. As expected, he leads out on a J, J, 10 rainbow flop. The sweat starts to trickle from your temple - you've got an open-ended straight draw, two overcards, you're short stacked and blinds are high - it's all-in or muck. The action's going to get serious from here and the turn and river could make or break you...it's poker time! ***

What's at stake?
As a group you can decide how much you each put in depending on how much you all have to spend/how competitive the group members are.

Included:
- Drink from the bar
- Private table hire and poker equipment
- Experienced poker dealer
- £5 poker competition registration voucher redeemable at this chain of casinos nationwide
- £75 on-line casino bonus

Duration:
- 2 hours

*** If you don't understand a word of this, we strongly suggest you brush up on your poker knowledge before parting with your crispy notes!

All in:
Whether you're a card shark, seasoned gambler, have pockets of luck or just holes in your pockets, a trip to the casino is always good for a laugh. The hypnotising spin of the roulette wheel, the musical enticement of the slot machines, the allure of bluffing your way through a game of Texas Hold 'Em, the draw of the dice and the temptations of the plethora of games on offer are all well worth a dabble on your decadent weekend.

Set yourself a limit and don't exceed it! Play it right and you may leave with a big smile on your face and an extra wedge in your pocket. Go berserk, withdraw your life savings and pawn everything from your boxers to your shoelaces and you might be in a spot of bother.
Place your bets, this one's gonna be interesting!

Included:
- Casino entrance
- Drink from the bar
- Bar meal
- £5 gaming chip
- £5 slot machine voucher
- Special playing cards on entry which you exchange for the above

Entry:
Open 24 hours

Notes:
Photo ID required
Fancy dress needs to be discussed and clear prior to arrival