Grub time:
If you don't line your stomach before you hit the clubs you're liable to end up in the gutter dry humping the back wheel of a Fiat Punto whilst your friends are boozing the night away in a mountain of heaving cleavage. Get your belly ready for the liver-pickling ahead with this tasty 2-course dinner with 2 free drinks. Grab your knife and fork, undo your belt, roll up your sleeves and get stuck into this mouth-watering munch.

Included:
- 2 hour table reservation
- Delicious 2 courses delicious meal
- 2 drinks
- Guide

Mmmm:
No meal is really complete without a juicy bird. Whether you're a fan of a firm thigh or you prefer a succulent breast a tender chick is always a more-than-welcome lip-smacking culinary delight....you've realised we're not talking about poultry here right? Ok, good.

Whilst you're munching away on your delicious feast a naughty Bulgarian bird will saunter out and get rid of those unnecessary clothes and show you just how bendy those long legs of hers are. As the food drops from your mouth and back onto your plate like an OAP after a bottle of Nytol, the sultry sexpot will grind relentlessly at your table, gyrating what God so kindly gave her for your viewing pleasure. Seriously tasty stuff.

Included:
- 2 hour table reservation
- Steak & chips dinner
- 4 beers
- Strip show
- Guide