Haha!
A really clever philosophical Greek guy once said: "a day without laughter is a day wasted" and we couldn't agree more with this ancient dead dude. Nothing will lift your spirits more than a night out listening to rude, crude, delightfully distasteful jokes at a side-splitting comedy club where no risque stone is left unturned. With some seriously tasty munch on offer and a plenty of opportunity to swallow a few pitchers amongst all the mirth, this is a great way to set you up for a raucous, enjoyable night out.

Included
- A choice of delicious burgers, all served on a Crusty Bun, with salad and fries.
- Salads are available.
- A variety of sides are available on the night also.

Notes

- Doors open at 7pm and close at 8pm. 
- Show runs from 8.30pm - 11pm
- Club night afterwards until 3am
- Please be aware that the menu may be subject to change.

Overview:
Kick off your evening in style with a fantastic Spanish party banquet. You'll get a sumptuous range of dishes delivered to your table, giving everyone the chance to dine on a delicious selection of food.

These fantastic restaurants capture a truly spanish vibe, and will ensure everyone gets talking over the selection of finger food on offer, and really helps the group bond together.

As your mother always told you, never drink on an empty stomach, so take her advice for once and fill yourself up on excellent spanish cuisine before heading out on the town.

To Nibble 
Rustic Garlic Bread - Spanish Ciabatta, toasted with fresh garlic and olive oil 

Tapas Platter 
Albondigas – Beef and Pork Meatballs in a rich slow cooked tomato sauce 
Paella del Dia – Tapas rice dish, paella of the day 
Croquetas De Pollo - Hand-crumbed with Chicken Breast and served with Roasted Garlic Mayonnaise 

From The Garden
Patatas Bravas – Fried potato, with a spicy tomato sauce.
Tortilla Espanola - Spanish Omelette, served with a spicy red pepper tapenade and roasted garlic mayonnaise

Notes:
Drinks not included
Service charge included

Overview
Victor Borge once said: 'Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.' He couldn't have been more right. When you're together with a group that perhaps you don't know entirely well, a Comedy show acts as a perfect icebreaker, while getting the group in high spirits. When combined with a tasty meal, this comedy show will provide the perfect start to your evening out on the town. Heckle at your own risk!

The show usually consists of 3-4 acts, with the occasional TV headliner thrown in Table service is provided, so there'll be no need to wander off to the bar mid-set and risk being the target of the comedian on-stage!

Menu
(Please note the menu may be subject to change)

- Classic Burger - 100% prime beef mince, topped with beef tomato, lettuce, and onion and all on a sesame seed bun. Served with fries and onion rings.

- Margherita Pizza - Thin and crispy 12” base topped with tomato, fresh buffalo mozzarella & basil leaves

AfterParty:
After the show, you'll be juiced up and rearing to go. Luckily for you the venue transforms into a pumping DJ-driven afterparty once the comedy's finished.

Show Times
Doors open: 6:30pm Sharp Last admittance is 7pm - You must be seated for food.
Show time: 8:30pm to 10:30pm
Afterparty ends at 2:00am.

Included
- Comedy Show
- Main Meal
- Afterparty Admission

Seating:
- Single sex groups will not be seated at the front but those that get non-restricted seats will be placed with a clear view of the stage
- Groups seated together where possible, but cannot be guaranteed.

Notes:
- A refundable £100 behaviour bond will apply to groups of 12 or more.

Haha!
A really clever philosophical Greek guy once said: "a day without laughter is a day wasted" and we couldn't agree more with this ancient dead dude. Nothing will lift your spirits more than a night out listening to rude, crude, delightfully distasteful jokes at a side-splitting comedy club where no risque stone is left unturned. With some seriously tasty munch on offer and a plenty of opportunity to swallow a few pitchers amongst all the mirth, this is a great way to set you up for a raucous, enjoyable night out.

Laughing until beer shoots from your nostrils, you can't go wrong with a good old comedy show. Just remember: Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're a god damn pansy.

Food:
Burger or Wedges

Times:
- The bar opens at 7pm with the last entry time at 8pm.
- Show runs from 8.30pm - 10.30pm
- Club night afterwards until 4am

Overview
Rather than walking the streets, in a city you're unfamiliar with, trying to find somewhere good to eat whilst all you friends are starting to lose patients, why not let us recommend somewhere?

We've handpicked some of the best restaurants in town, ensuring you can find just the type of food you enjoy, at a reasonably priced establishment.

Included
We'll try to find somewhere based on your cuisine choice and budget. We'll make a reservation under your name and all food and drinks can be arranged between the restaurant and you.

Notes

The restaurant may contact you to confirm your arrival and take a credit card authorisation. This will not be used as payment for the meal but just secure the reservation for a large group.

Overview
With a choice of dishes from around the world, satisfaction on a plate has never been so multi-cultural. Grab your knife and fork, undo your belt, roll up your sleeves and get stuck into this mouth-watering munch.

Included
- Choose from the delacable multi-cultural menu.
- British includes Roast Chicken with Herb Gravy, Buttered New Potatoes, Garden Peas and Steamed Buttered Cabbage.
- Italian includes Dressed Spaghetti, Roast Aubergine with Parmesan Cheese and Black Pepper, Mushrooms in Cream and Garlic & Roast Tomato and Bolognaise Sauce.
- French includes Toulouse Sausage with Mixed Bean Cassolet, Herb Mash, Whole French Beans, Buttered Baton Carrots
- Chinese includes Sweet & Sour Crispy Chicken with Seasonal Vegetables, Steamed White Rice and Prawn Crackers

Notes
- Please be aware that the menu may be subject to change.

Retro Dining:
Eating out just got a lot more fun…travel back in time to the 80’s and enter this ultra cool venue where you can enjoy a sumptuous dinner before you hit the retro dance floor to shake some moves.

Sample Menu:

Warm up:
NACHOS- Every little thing we do is magic. Including these, with sour cream, guacamole, salsa and jalapeños.
WINGS OF FIRE - Feeling hot hot hot ? These come with BBQ sauce for dipping.
ONION RING TOWER - The famous Reflex stacker. 22 onion rings, garl ic mayo and BBQ dips.
BABY BURGERS - Two mini-patties in a ciabatta bun, with cheese and spicy ketchup.

Mains:
BURGERS - All served in a bun with salad, mayo and black pepper wedges:
FOOT LONG DOGS - These 12" dogs are served in a raditional bun with black pepper wedges on the side.
CHICKEN TAGLIATELLE - Sundried tomatoes, jalapeños and pasta in a creamy sauce with garlic bread.
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN FILLETS - Yee haw! Served with dips and black pepper wedges.
BBQ CHICKEN BREAST - Topped with bacon, cheese and served with black pepper wedg es.
FULL RACK OF RIBS - With a Jack Daniel ’s glaze, served with black pepper wedges. It’s a sin!
PIZZAS - a range of 12 " stonebaked pizzas

Climax:
INDULGENT ICE CREAM SUNDAES
HUGE CHOCOLATE FU DGE CAKE With vanilla ice cream.

Nightclub Entry
Revisit the decade where no-one blinked twice if David Hasselhoff spoke to a car, Michael Jackson was still black and B.A. Baracus pitied the fool: the neon-coloured 1980s. The decade that fashion forgot, the ‘80s is fondly remembered for its bizarre fashion and brilliantly cheesy music – both of which are celebrated at this top ‘80s themed nightclub. Put on your ‘Choose Life’ T-shirt or don the bubble skirt as you get ready to have more fun than solving a Rubik’s Cube. Rad!

The Club:
If the cheesy neon décor doesn’t tip you off to what this 650 capacity club is all about, then the music surely will: expect to hear everything from Wham! to Cyndi Lauper as you bust out your best moonwalk on the dance floor. If you’re done busting a move then check out the Tropicana Lounge, a tropical oasis of a chillout zone that will help you rest before you launch your next dance floor assault. The club also features a stage and some podiums for the pole dancing aficionados in your group!

Hours:
Friday & Saturday: 8pm – 3am

Dress Code:
Smart casual. Fancy dress is ok.

Notes:
The club enforces a strict 21 & over policy, so please bring ID.
- Entry is subject to sobriety. Any unnecessary swaying or wisecracks and the bouncers will send you on your way.

Mamma Mia!
This lively Italian restaurant has a wide variety of tasty traditional dishes for you to chose from. Whether you fancy a pasta, pizza, risotto or a seafood bite there's a ton of mouth-watering options for you to choose from. There's a little taster of the menu below, just ask and we can send you the full menu in all its delicious glory. Bravissimo!

Either choose a starter and a main or a main and dessert.

Starters:
- Garlic Bread with Cheese
- Tricolore
- Doughsticks
- Cristini Formaggio Di Capra
Mains:
- Pizza Diavola
- Pizza Calzone Clarissa
- Lasagne Al Forno
- Linguine Gamberi
- Penne Della Casa
- Spaghetti Pomodoro
- Insalata Cesare
Desserts:
- Torta Cioccolata
- Tiramisu
- Torta Estiva
- Torta Amaretti

Added Extras:
- Limoncello Shot
Notes:
- Please note, menu may be subject to change.

Overview:
An ideal option for those wanting somewhere nice to enjoy a meal with a good bar to start the evening off.
Located in the Jewellery Quarter of Birmingham in an imposing Victorian building, this place offers some great decor including exposed brickwork, bespoke furniture and polished wooden flooring.

The meals are a modern European cuisine combined with British favorites in the restaurant and the debonair lounge bar was voted no. 5 in The Independent Newspapers '50 Best Bars' feature 2010.

Two course meal:(sample menu)
Starters
Smoked Mackerel Pâté with Brown Bread Crisps and Lemon Parsley Dressed Leaves
Leek Fritters with Cashel Blue Cheese Sauce and Caramelized Macadamia Nuts (V)
Lamb Mint and Chilli Kebabs Served with Lemon and Mint Dressing

Mains:
Tamarind, Honey and Ginger Glazed Pork Belly served with Stir Fried Greens
Roast Cod Loin with Lemon and Thyme Sautéed New Potatoes and Light Parsley Sauce
Slow Roasted Garlic Tart served with Stuffed Courgette and Aubergine Rolls (V)

Dessert:
Tipsy Trifle Cheesecake with Strawberry Coulis and Chantilly Cream
Sticky Toffee Pudding with Toffee Sauce and Vanilla Ice Cream
Lemon and Lime Panna Cotta with Minty Biscuits

Sounds of the Vaults:
Every Friday and Saturday at The Vaults some of Birmingham’s most successful and uplifting DJs are on show. On a Friday the night is known as All Mixed Up with DJs Jit and Friends, some of Birmingham’s best known purveyors of fine and fun music mixing their favourite records for your pleasure... plus 2 for 1 on selected cocktails all night!

Saturday’s resident DJ’s Paul and Junior playing a Vaults classic mix of House, Disco, Soul, Funk and RnB. Doors open from 5pm Friday’s and Saturday’s with DJ’s playing from 9.30pm right through until 3am.

Included:
Two course meal

Note:
Large groups need to be seated by 7pm
The venue has a policy of no fancy dress.
We also have exclusive private booths available for hire. Please ask for details
- Please note, menu may be subject to change.